In an effort to streamline my life and concentrate on more creative pursuits, I’m putting this blog on an indefinite hiatus.
Unless Paris Hilton gets pregnant, in which case I just know I won’t be able to resist making snarky remarks.
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A year after his suicide attempt, Owen Wilson is all smiles now that Kate Hudson has agreed to marry him. The pair were linked in a much-publicized relationship following her divorce from Black Crowes singer, Chris Robinson.
Then Kate dumped Owen, purportedly due to his drug use and friendship with actor Steve Coogan. (Hudson is […]

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After dating for over a year, Scarlett Johansson (23) and Ryan Reynolds (31) announced their engagement today. Reynolds had previously been engaged to Alannis Morisette, with whom he split shortly before he began dating Johansson.

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Former professional basketball player and lifelong professional freak Dennis Rodman was arrested. Again. For assaulting a woman. Again.
Sources at the LAPD say Dennis Rodman was arrested after hitting a woman and causing her injuries on her arms. He was released on $50,000 bail.
Rodman was previously arrested in 2003 for striking his then-fiancee in the […]

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Baseball star Jose Canseco admitted yesterday that he’s allowed his home to go into foreclosure after deciding it “didn’t make financial sense” to continue making payments on his $2.5 million mortgage.
Although Canseco is no longer living in the 7,300 sq. foot home in Encino, he points out that he does options whereas many people […]

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American Idol’s Jason Castro says he is ready to go home, even though fans voted non-stop crier Brooke White off the show. (Given the amount of Kleenex that girl must go through each week, we feel this was an environmentally friendly decision.)
Maybe it had to do with Paula Abdul’s obvious confusion on Tuesday which prompted […]

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Mariah Carey has confirmed two things we’d all been suspecting. Yes, she IS married. Mariah wed her boyfriend of one month, Nick Cannon, in a secret ceremony at her home in the Bahamas. (Cannon is 11 years younger than the chipmunk-cheeked diva.)
Also, she IS an idiot for not getting a prenup. (”There was no time,” […]

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With American Idol’s ratings plummeting this season, producers are scrambling to find somewhere to place the blame besides themselves.
No, it couldn’t be that viewers — who’d always thought of the competition as one among amateurs — were jaded to learn that three of those who made it into the Top 10 had professional experience. […]

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After his drunken, anti-Semitic tirade, Mel Gibson looked like he’d never work in Tinsel Town again. But he’s baaaack, and ironically enough this time he’s playing a cop in Edge of Darkness.
The film is an adaptation of a 1985 BBC mini-series and will have the same director, Martin Campbell, whose last project was Casino Royale.
Gibson […]

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CSI star Gary Dourdan was arrested early Monday morning when a Palm Springs police officer found him asleep in his car, which parked on the wrong side of the road.
Dourdan was found to be in possession of a veritable pharmacy, including cocaine, heroin, ecstasy and prescription pills. Officers described him as “disoriented”… although the […]

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