Roundup of the Realm

Amy Winehouse went bat-shit crazy with a hooker. (Heckler Spray)

Lactose-intolerant Hayden Panettiere goes for the milk money. (Agent Bedhead)

I’ve spent more time taking a dump than Nicole Richie’s spent in jail. (Allie is Wired)

There’s still time to claim that you, too, are one of James Brown’s children! (Glitterati)

Victoria Beckham must be hungry: she wants to eat for two again. (D-listed)

Not surprisingly, the new Britney Spears song sucks. (WWTDD)

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