You’ve just gotta love Paula Abdul. Not only is she the perfect example of a has-been celebrity who has no clue that she’s a has-been, but she’s now out Britney-ing Britney.
It seems the one-time singer, who continues to deny reports that she’s seldom sober, completely flipped out in the crowded LAX airport over the holidays, according to Radar Online.
“She had an insane nervous breakdown that lasted 10 minutes. One minute she was hyperventilating and on the verge of passing out; the next she was yelling into her cell phone in this deep, rage-filled Poltergeist voice. She kept screaming three names over and over—Michael, Sidney, and Leslie. Everyone was staring at her, but she didn’t care.”
Unfortunately for all of us there weren’t cameras rolling at the time, and no one knows precisely who Michael, Sidney and Leslie are.
Maybe Paula was trying to channel her other personalities? Or maybe those are her pet names for her favorite illegal substances?
Hard to say.
Harder to care.
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when you are the star of the nr 1 TV of all time (and its still nr 1), you are not a has been. paula just switched careers.