
It’s not often that a celebrity comes out and ‘fesses up, but that’s precisely what Justin Timberlake’s done.
It seems that the Sexyback singer canceled not 1 but 2 — yes, count ‘em, two — concerts recently, leaving fans in Sacramento and San Jose, California in the lurch. Early reports opined that Timberlake must have strained his voice at the MTV Video Music Awards.
But bloggers didn’t buy that explanation.
Now Timberlake’s come out and confessed he’d canceled his appearances due to a hangover which, let’s face it, might be the most honest explanation a singer’s ever given for a no-show. (Are you paying attention, Amy Winehouse?)
Ordinarily, we’d applaud such candor with the media and fans.
But — and correct me if I’m wrong — don’t concerts usually start around 7 or so in the evening? How drunk was he to have still been dealing with a please-make-the-room-stop-spinning hangover that late?
Tip to Timberlake: What works for us is a double cheeseburger with bacon and a nip of the hair ‘o the dog. Try it, and in gratitude write a song about us.
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