Kimberly Stewart is apparently having her boobs removed one at a time. (Agent Bedhead)
How hard can Lohan’s rehab be if it includes full-service pedicures? (ASL)
Rumor Willis singlehandedly disproves the theory that gentlemen prefer blonds. (Celeb|Bitchy)
Why is Phoebe Price wearing a metallic garbage bag on her birthday? (Celebrity Puke)
Christina Aguilera admits she used to be a slut. (Celebrity Smack)
K.D. Lang apparently wants to grow up to be Elton John. (A&H)
Style trumping slutty? It’s all in the hat. (Hollywood Backwash
It’s official: Natalie Portman has a perfect ass. (CelebSlap)
David Beckham’s new tat: a cry for help? (Flea)
With Lindsay and Paris cleaning up their acts — and Britney apparently beyond redemption — who’s going to be our next big trainwreck? (Glitterati Gossip)
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