Jude Law did a brief stint under arrest this week for allegedly attacking a photographer outside his home.
The pap alleged Law grabbed his camera during a scuffle. Law has denied the allegations and made a statement of his own to the West London police. The actor’s statement is reported to contain allegations of his own against the photographer.
We, of course, have no idea whom to believe in this matter, nor do we frankly care. We’re too busy imagining a hot and sweaty Jude Law, muscles rippling as he flexes his perky buttocks before reaching out one sinewy bicep to grab that nasty little photographer’s camera. As far as we are concerned, the photographer who failed to snap a picture of that deserves a sound beating.
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