Wouldn’t you just love to see these two naked and bumping uglies? In Pete Doherty’s case, he wouldn’t have to even get undressed — merely walk into a door three or four dozen times during one of his heroin highs. But I digress….
Now that Kate and Pete are a thing of the past, we can all breathe easy knowing they’re not going to breed. Not that they haven’t gone through the act often enough and, apparently, taped themselves doing it.
That’s right, it seems the two partiers had something else in common besides their love of fine, white powdery substances: they liked to watch. Specifically, themselves.
Now Kate’s looking for two of the couple’s eight sex tapes that have been missing since she kicked Pete out of their shared residence. Naturally, she’s worried they’ll turn up on the internet. Not that I’d watch them. Pete’s ugly mug — clothed or not — is hard enough on my eyes.
Remember, kiddies: “Say no to fugs!”
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nothing like skeleton porn, huh?