Faced with charges of possession and transportation of cocaine — along with her second DUI — Lindsay Lohan trots out that old, time-worn excuse: “Dude, the drugs weren’t mine!“
She was holding them for a friend she claims. She didn’t touch them she claims. She’s the real “victim” in all this, she claims — why, her ex-assistant’s mother almost hit her!
Someone’s mama should have at some point if Lindsay believes anyone buys that old excuse. I tried the same tired line on my folks in high school. It didn’t work for me then, and I sure as hell hope it doesn’t work for Lindsay this time.
Because, really, what self-respecting Party Girl holds on to someone else’s drugs without actually doing some???
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