The Material Girl who traded in her bullet bras for baby wipes is now facing an investigation, along with hubby Guy Ritchie, by the Malawain government’s adoption officials.
Government officials intend to question Madge and her man over booze, barrennness, bed-hopping and breaking up: all things the Malawian government sternly frowns upon. In addition to the no-doubt predictable chat, adoption officials intend to observe Madonna and child for up to five hours per day over a period of 5 days.
Five hours a day? Why, Madonna might actually have to not only act like a virgin, but like a hands-on parent, too!
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