Proving once again that she can reinvent herself to become whatever sells best, Madonna donned an apron and baked cookies in her own kitchen to convince Malawi adoption officials that she’s the “perfect mum”.
As required under Malawi law, chief social welfare officer Simon Chisale spent three days at Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s luxuriant 16-bedroom London home so he could observe the pair’s parenting skills.
Afterwards he said he was won over by their domestic bliss - especially when Madonna appeared from the kitchen wearing an apron fresh from baking cakes “looking like a perfect mum”.
Mr Chisale visited over a 72-hour period with Madonna, Guy, 38, and their children Lourdes, 10, Rocco, seven, and two-year-old David.
He saw Madonna’s music studio and Guy’s study and also a special African “zoo room” which she has built to educate her children about David’s continent.
He described the luxury carpets in their home as “like walking on live sheep”.
The welfare chief then went on to describe how well David has bonded with the couple, how much effort they put into one-on-one parenting, and what an “extraordinary” effort Madonna has made to teach both David and Lourdes about the David’s country of origin. As a result, he gave his unconditional approval for Madonna’s adoption, saying that the rest is “just a formality”.
Afterwards, Madonna jetted off to Israel — without her children — and declared herself an ambassador for Judaism despite not being Jewish.
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That picture makes me absolutely certain that she isn’t a good mum. Her wink is scaring me.