Queen Of Snark

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To My Friend Who’s Getting Married

December16

It’s amazing how quickly after you’ve promised “Til death do us part” that becomes a goal.

Good luck, pal. When you get back from your honeymoon and find that you’re done with all that wool you’ve been using in place of sunglasses for the past several months, you might want to take up knitting as a way to keep your hands busy.

Oh, hah. What am I saying?



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“To My Friend Who’s Getting Married”

  1. On January 16th, 2009 at 4:00 pm Queen Of Snark Says:

    links from Technoratiif I were one of those patients I think I’d wind up dragging myself out of my bed for the sole purpose of kicking that woman’s ass. Related Posts: How Attached To That Hand ARE You? Houseguests and Fish The Joy Of Hairless JunkTo My Friend Who’s Getting MarriedOld Slackers Don’t Retire, They Just Get Jobs At Wal-Mart Copyright 2009 Queen Of Snark. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringem

  2. On December 17th, 2008 at 5:03 pm Karen Says:

    Oh my! Can you help her??? LOL

    I have this same theme on my craft blog. I think it is sooo pretty. I hope you are feeling better.

  3. On December 17th, 2008 at 6:57 pm Queen of Snark Says:

    It’s a him, and he’s beyond help. I think I may have to put the friendship on hold until the (inevitable) divorce since I’m not very good at keeping my mouth shut.