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Remember: You Are What You Eat

December16

Oh, sure. When it comes to a woman’s pussy, guys don’t mind sticking their penis or fingers in it. Heck, they don’t even mind eating the thing. And they love hearing about what a tight fit it is.

But mention that your menstrual cup is too big (or even mention one at all, like Summer did), and they freak out. Big time.

Sheesh. It’s not like I suggested we save the stuff for finger-painting.

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“Remember: You Are What You Eat”

On February 18th, 2009 at 11:43 pm Queen Of Snark Says:
A smile can start a conversation without saying a word. So what? So can my middle finger, which is precisely the one I used to gesture at the sour cream before ripping off the foil lid and throwing it in the trash. Related Posts:Remember: You Are What You EatAnd Now For A Dose Of 100% Honesty The Joy Of Hairless Junk It’s Back, And It’s Bitchier Than Ever! I Do So Love A Good Head Game Copyright 2009 Queen Of Snark. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in y
On December 16th, 2008 at 3:48 pm Margi Says:
Oh why not!? I can’t seem to click over to the site in question, but it sounds like a bunch of sissy boys.

The same type that get squeamish over breast milk, too. Pah.
On December 16th, 2008 at 4:10 pm 23112 Says:
I know it’s pervy of me to say, but the first part of this post is the best thing I’ve read in days. And the menstrual cup…it’s basically a diaphragm flipped upside down, right? Eh. As long as you’re not flinging the contents around, no big deal.
On December 16th, 2008 at 7:54 pm wg Says:
Ha. I’ll have you know I keep an eye on Red’s supply of Instead cups and I make sure she doesn’t run out. Not only that, but I’ve actually taken my 15 yr old stepdaughter to Wal-mart to buy pads when she did run out and had thrown the package away (so I made sure I got the right thing).

Some guys aren’t intimidated by a menstrual cycle, so there.
On December 16th, 2008 at 7:59 pm Queen Of Snark Says:
Oughta check those Diva cups out. They’re reusable, and they rock. Though I DID find that the “post-childbirth” ones were a bit too large.

So there. I’ve said it: I’ve got a tight pussy.

Everyone happy?

I thought so.
On December 16th, 2008 at 11:05 pm wg Says:
I’ll suggest it to Red. Where does one find such things?
On December 16th, 2008 at 11:59 pm kimsch Says:
menstrual cups won’t help with the stress incontinence…
On December 17th, 2008 at 12:29 am Emma M. Says:
Holy crap, I had no idea they were so much cheaper on Amazon! I shelled out something like 30 bucks for my Divacup a few years ago!
On December 17th, 2008 at 2:23 am ShyAsrai Says:
but somehow men don’t get grossed out with wanting others to literally EAT warm slimy eggwhites blurping from their pee holes…

ok now my gag reflex is engaged just thinking about it
On December 17th, 2008 at 9:39 am wg Says:
Actually, I’ve never been grossed out at the idea of asking someone to do that, either. Thanks for the mental image, although I’m not sure it’s accurate. I’ve heard it compared to a number of things, but that wasn’t one of them….my current favorite is “tadpole chowder”.

Have a day!
On December 17th, 2008 at 12:01 pm Queen Of Snark Says:
Tadpole chowder? No, I think the warm egg whites description’s pretty accurate.

And thanks to BOTH of you I’ve got to go brush my teeth for the second time this morning. Ew.
On December 17th, 2008 at 11:04 pm Summer Says:
OK, I click over to see who is talking about me and my Diva cup and I find a comment discussion on sperm. I’ve got to go gargle now. Thanks a lot. LOL
On December 17th, 2008 at 11:11 pm wg Says:
I’m here to help.
On December 18th, 2008 at 9:42 am Queen of Snark Says:
Summer, if you’d gone for the egg white soup you wouldn’t be so nearly preggers right now.
On December 19th, 2008 at 12:56 am wg Says:
Just think of it as a garnish on a particularly satisfying meal.