
We can’t imagine that Naomi Watts has ever been a wallflower, nor is she about to become one now that she’s a 39-year-old new mom. (Son Alexander Pete is barely three months old.) One thing Watts is is honest.
When asked her secret to a slim, toned post-baby body, the actress confessed to People magazine: “I’ve got a lot of solid undergarments.”
Even so, we just can’t picture Naomi wearing grandma panties underneath the Calvin Klein dress she sported to the designer’s London event last weekend.
Before fat girls worldwide run out and buy size 2 Spanx sleek wear in the hope of acquiring Naomi’s physique without dieting, we’d like to take this moment to share with you our favorite joke:
Q. How do you get a size 22 woman into a size 2 dress?
A. First, replace the F in Way…
What’s that? There’s no F in Way?
Precisely.
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