Over four months ago — back when QOS was a halfhearted celebrity gossip site — I woke up one morning and realized I was sick of blogging about celebrities.
As a matter of fact, I was sick of pretty much everyone else, too: the mouth breathing, gum snapping clerks at Wal-Mart; my passive-aggressive mother-in-law; the greasy-haired pervert at the gas station who stares at my chest when I stop in to buy cigarettes; my husband (some days of the month); the Prozac-powered mommies of my son’s schoolmates who are constantly trying to get me to volunteer for one stupid activity or another… the list just kept getting longer. Meanwhile, I’d noticed that my martini consumption had increased dramatically, while my interest in blogging was plummeting.
So I asked myself, “Self? Why not combine the two things you love most: bitching at people, and drinking martinis.” Hence, I give you the newly reinvented Queen of Snark: a place where all of those vodka-fueled inner thoughts get unleashed about the idiots who piss me off.
Oh, sure, I already do that sometimes on Electric Venom, but there you have to put up with a dose of politics, news and other crap (and, believe it or not, I try to keep my language clean over there).
Here? It’s all snark, all the time, baby. So, if you’re easily offended, fuck off. This is MY place.
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December 16, 2008 at 3:47 pm
KICK ASS!
(Which is in no way pejorative — but an exclamation AND a moral freakin’ imperative.)
December 16, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Offend away!
December 16, 2008 at 7:09 pm
Yay! Somehow you just inspired me to unleash more often. Like I did in the early days of my blogging. BTW… LOVE the new template. I almost installed it on WH, so glad I didn’t because it’s perfect over here.
December 16, 2008 at 7:29 pm
Oooh, I’m glad you didn’t install it, too! I’d been thinking about this one for a while, but today that wild hair (heart?) must have hit me in just the right place.
December 16, 2008 at 7:50 pm
Hallelujah! I’ve been missing this blog, and I’m glad to hear you’re blogging about important shit here.
Offend away!
December 16, 2008 at 8:04 pm
I’ll try to quit checking out your boobages at the gas station…
Honest.
December 16, 2008 at 9:04 pm
You had me at “Martini”.
December 16, 2008 at 11:02 pm
So this is where the VK that I have known and loved since the beginning has come to reside. I am SOOooooo glad to hear that voice again. Let it rip, honey. *big WINK and NOD*
December 16, 2008 at 11:09 pm
I just want to point out something. The list of people on the right of “people that don’t piss me off” has no names. This amuses me greatly.
December 17, 2008 at 12:03 pm
You noticed that, eh?
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