No time today to pay much attention to what the folks in LaLa land are up to. So here’s a Roundup of the Realm from those intrepid souls who are fortunate enough not to be spending their afternoons scrubbing cat puke out of white wool carpets (or so I hope):
- Celebrity pickup lines suck. (Agent Bedhead)
- Jessica Alba: pregnant, big-boobed and still stupid. (Asshat Hollywood)
- Paris Hilton spent a day at the beauty salon and still left wearing a baseball hat. (CelebrityPuke)
- Pete Doherty: using Proactiv, or just off the smack for a change? (Glitterati Gossip)
- Speaking of drugs… what’s with the corpse of Heidi Fleiss? (Tinsel Town Trash)
- Denise Richards goes forward with plans to pimp her children for fame and fortune. (Hollywood Offender)
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