Eva Longoria has made no secret of her desire to start a family with husband Tony Parker. After her appearance at the CFDA Awards in a form-fitting pink gown which appears to show a baby bump, many are speculating the actress might already be pregnant.
But, look at the woman she’s standing next to: Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham, whose physique resembles that of a Q-Tip more than an actual female. Anyone would look pregnant next to the world’s most famous anorexic-in-denial.
Frankly, we’re guessing that’s not a baby bump but, rather, a cheeseburger eaten to provide Eva with the strength necessary to carry those massive false eyelashes around.
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