Victoria Beckham - a/k/a Posh Spice - has been ordered by her physicians to put on a few pounds so her body can handle the demands of the Spice Girls tour. Sources tell the Daily Mail that Posh is terrified of the prospect, which for some reason she’s preceding with “a week-long cleanse where she will only be able to drink hot lemon water and eat organic fruit and vegetables to detox her system”.
Then she’ll start chowing down on brown rice and vegetables. You know, what the rest of us eat when we’re trying to actually lose weight.
What on earth could Posh have in her system that requires detoxing? The woman is, after all, known for not eating anything beyond edamame, pretzels, sushi and Diet Coke.
Hmmm… was the Coke not of the actual “diet” variety?
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She’s a tool. Every time I’ve ever seen her, she’s had this “confused” look at our American cul-cha.
Whatever.