When the only thing standing between you and becoming a has-been are your husband and your silicone implants, you’ve got to do whatever it takes to hold on to both. Just ask Victoria Beckham, who’s hiring requirements for a personal assistant are just like the Spice Girl herself: more style than substance.
Vicky’s not only asking job applicants whether they find her once-philandering husband, David Beckham, attractive. No, she’s also making sure she doesn’t have to deal with a situation like Kathy Griffin is now facing with her assitant, Jessica Zajicek, who now not only garners fan sites but requires an assistant of her own, too.
“It has to be all about me,” Posh has announced. But within minutes of hiring Renee Gauthier — who admitted David Beckham doesn’t make her gag (yet) — the new assistant’s MySpace page (which describes Gauthier as a stand-up comic who’s 90 years old) was getting more traffic than an unconscious prostitute at a frat party.
So, is she an ugly heifer? You be the judge: check out the third picture down.
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