Queen Of Snark

December17

Friend just called to chat, despite knowing that I work from home during the day. Needless to say, I didn’t answer the phone in the kindest of moods.

Her: “Why don’t you just turn the ringer off if you don’t want to talk to anyone?”

Me: “Because that screens out the people I do want to talk to, along with everyone else.”

Her: “Which am I?”

Me: “You’re one of the folks I thought was smart enough not to call during the day.”

Her: “Uh, oh, right. Okay, I’ll talk to you later.”

Me: “Not if you keep THIS shit up.” (Click)

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3 Comments to

On January 18th, 2009 at 11:30 pm Queen Of Snark Says:
e” present when he gets back from Korea and finds me burning rubber to go on my own “work-related” trip. Related Posts: I Do So Love A Good Head Game Financial Recession Poses A Hairy Problem About It’s Back, And It’s Bitchier Than Ever!One Ringie Dingie… Two Ringie Dingie…Copyright 2009 Queen Of Snark. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact legal@electricvenom.com so we can take le
On December 17th, 2008 at 6:24 pm Lincoln Adams Says:
Why are you so popular? my phone just sits there, lifeless, all day, 7 days a week. Once I thought it rang, but that was just my microwave chiming.

Seriously, this is an awesome theme you have here. Once of the coolest I’ve seen!
On December 17th, 2008 at 7:08 pm Queen of Snark Says:
I’m popular because I’m not whiny and annoying. Just bitchy.

And if you like this theme, wait until you see the new design for Electric Venom. It’s coming out next month and it’s AWESOME. But, shhhhh…. don’t tell anyone!
On December 18th, 2008 at 6:02 pm Sarah Says:
This is why I don’t TALK on the phone…BAH!